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Employee Caught Tempering With Big Macs For Two Years

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A Recent College Grad Came Up With A "Fidgetiddies" Trick And People Are Hella Impressed

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Gender-neutral pronouns: When ‘they’ doesn’t identify as either male or female - The Washington Post

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Man found 'masturbating vigorously' downtown, says he did it because he hates Portland | KOMO

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Caitlyn Jenner underwent gender reassignment surgery | Daily Mail Online

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