Uncle Kenny's BLOG
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Old photo of Uncle Kenny in High School.
Kenny was the drum major at Downey High, and he wore his uniform night and day, swearing it was a "chick magnet."
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Douchebag
Backward baseball cap.
Lots of unrelated writing on shirt/jacket
Hipster douche goattee
"Cool" stare into space
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Overkill
Imagine his grandchildren crawling up on his knee and getting fingers and buttered toast caught in his apparatus.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Man arrested for indecency with doll near elementary school | Raw Replay
Man arrested for indecency with doll near elementary school | Raw Replay
A man in Spring Hill, Tennessee was arrested this week after officers say they found him under a bridge near Allendale Elementary School, committing a lewd act on a two-foot-tall baby doll he’d cut holes into. They were called out to the area after people driving to the school spotted him kneeling on a towel, naked.
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A man in Spring Hill, Tennessee was arrested this week after officers say they found him under a bridge near Allendale Elementary School, committing a lewd act on a two-foot-tall baby doll he’d cut holes into. They were called out to the area after people driving to the school spotted him kneeling on a towel, naked.
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Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Million-dollar Italian supercar barred by U.S. safety regulator | SmartPlanet
Million-dollar Italian supercar barred by U.S. safety regulator | SmartPlanet: "Million-dollar Italian supercar barred by U.S. safety regulator
More, wretched excess for millionaires and movie "stars".
By Channtal Fleischfresser | August 10, 2011, 4:00 AM PDT
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More, wretched excess for millionaires and movie "stars".
By Channtal Fleischfresser | August 10, 2011, 4:00 AM PDT
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Sunday, August 7, 2011
Pussy Natural Energy Drink
Pussy Natural Energy Drink: "- Sent using Google Toolbar" Silly. Silly. Silly.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Heavy Duty, Adjustable Toilet Seat Can Hold 1,000 Pounds
Heavy Duty, Adjustable Toilet Seat Can Hold 1,000 Pounds: "- Sent using Google Toolbar"
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Man Finds Suspicious White Powder in Florida Keys, Decides to Snort It, and Dies - Broward/Palm Beach News - The Daily Pulp
Man Finds Suspicious White Powder in Florida Keys, Decides to Snort It, and Dies - Broward/Palm Beach News - The Daily Pulp: "Man Finds Suspicious White Powder in Florida Keys, Decides to Snort It, and Dies
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Sunday, July 24, 2011
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
First Listen: Cast Recording, 'The Book Of Mormon' : NPR
First Listen: Cast Recording, 'The Book Of Mormon' : NPR: "- Sent using Google Toolbar"
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Writing a Condolence Note - Grief Support at LegacyConnect
Writing a Condolence Note - Grief Support at LegacyConnect: "Focusing only on happy thoughts, it is usually easy for most of us to write an anniversary or birthday greeting. But writing a condolence note is something altogether different because, quite often, we don't know what to say
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Friday, April 22, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
I have sold this BLOG to a fellow in Colorado. He paid handsomely for this, since his name is Kenny and he is an uncle with unusual tastes, deep pockets, and a sense of the absurd and bizarre.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Some twat said duct tape was a guy thing.
I went to my truck, grabbed a new roll, and came back and took a couple of turns of 2" tape around her head and shut her up while I explained she was being a sexist.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
My Moroccan Neighbors Won't Stop Their Damn Ululating | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
My Moroccan Neighbors Won't Stop Their Damn Ululating | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "My Moroccan Neighbors Won't Stop Their Damn Ululating
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Thursday, March 17, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
The Angry Traveler’s Guide to Obscene Gestures |
The Angry Traveler’s Guide to Obscene Gestures |: "- Sent using Google Toolbar"
The United States of Shame (CHART) |
The United States of Shame (CHART) |: "- Sent using Google Toolbar" We love our pets in Washington.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Police: Dispute Over Snow
Police: Dispute Over Snow Leaves Man Hit With Shovel - News Story - WHIO Dayton: "Police: Dispute Over Snow Leaves Man Hit With Shovel
Posted: 4:13 pm EST January 10, 2011Updated: 7:53 am EST January 11, 2011
BELLEFONTAINE, Ohio -- A Bellefontaine man was arrested after police said he attacked his neighbor with a shovel.
The attack happened over the weekend near North Elm Street.
According to police, 48-year-old Scott Wayt and his neighbor were removing snow from their driveways at the same time. Wayt's neighbor was using a snow blower, which was blowing snow into an alley near Wayt's home, police said.
In retaliation, Wayt shoveled the snow back over a retaining wall and into the other man's driveway, police said. After the snow hit the man in the face, he climbed the retaining wall to confront Wayt and that is when he hit the man in the head with his shovel, police said.
Wayt now faces charges of felonious assault. The victim was treated by medics and is expected to be fine.
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UK has always fantasized about taking out a punk with a snow shovel. One whack on the back of the head until the shovel and handle ring!
Posted: 4:13 pm EST January 10, 2011Updated: 7:53 am EST January 11, 2011
BELLEFONTAINE, Ohio -- A Bellefontaine man was arrested after police said he attacked his neighbor with a shovel.
The attack happened over the weekend near North Elm Street.
According to police, 48-year-old Scott Wayt and his neighbor were removing snow from their driveways at the same time. Wayt's neighbor was using a snow blower, which was blowing snow into an alley near Wayt's home, police said.
In retaliation, Wayt shoveled the snow back over a retaining wall and into the other man's driveway, police said. After the snow hit the man in the face, he climbed the retaining wall to confront Wayt and that is when he hit the man in the head with his shovel, police said.
Wayt now faces charges of felonious assault. The victim was treated by medics and is expected to be fine.
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UK has always fantasized about taking out a punk with a snow shovel. One whack on the back of the head until the shovel and handle ring!
Friday, January 7, 2011
Guest Blog: The top 10 life-forms living on Lady Gaga (and you)
Guest Blog: The top 10 life-forms living on Lady Gaga (and you): "The top 10 life-forms living on Lady Gaga (and you)
By Rob Dunn | Jan 4, 2011 10:03 AM
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Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion more like a squalid prison say former Playmates | Mail Online
Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion more like a squalid prison say former Playmates | Mail Online: "Playboy mansion? More like a squalid prison: Former Playmates tell of 'grubby' world inside Hugh Hefner's empire
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The marriage proposal was apparently a rather romantic affair. On Christmas Eve, the couple watched a late-night movie together and then exchanged gifts: for him a framed photograph of their King Charles Spaniel, for her an engagement ring.
‘She burst into tears,’ he revealed on Twitter at the weekend. ‘This is the happiest Christmas in memory.’
‘The most memorable Christmas ever,’ she tweeted in agreement. ‘I love him.’
All of which might be rather more touching if the prospective groom was not Playboy tycoon Hugh Hefner who, at 84, is 60 years older than his fiancée, a platinum blonde model named Crystal Harris.
Match made in heaven?: Hugh Hefner has become engaged to Crystal Harris over Christmas - despite the 60 year age difference between the couple
Match made in heaven?: Hugh Hefner has become engaged to Crystal Harris over Christmas - despite the 60 year age difference between the couple
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Last updated at 12:39 AM on 31st December 2010
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The marriage proposal was apparently a rather romantic affair. On Christmas Eve, the couple watched a late-night movie together and then exchanged gifts: for him a framed photograph of their King Charles Spaniel, for her an engagement ring.
‘She burst into tears,’ he revealed on Twitter at the weekend. ‘This is the happiest Christmas in memory.’
‘The most memorable Christmas ever,’ she tweeted in agreement. ‘I love him.’
All of which might be rather more touching if the prospective groom was not Playboy tycoon Hugh Hefner who, at 84, is 60 years older than his fiancée, a platinum blonde model named Crystal Harris.
Match made in heaven?: Hugh Hefner has become engaged to Crystal Harris over Christmas - despite the 60 year age difference between the couple
Match made in heaven?: Hugh Hefner has become engaged to Crystal Harris over Christmas - despite the 60 year age difference between the couple
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Cousin Luke's bladder.
Cousin Luke
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
The ****** Card
. Pull the race card.
. Pull the sexual preferences card.
. Pull the insanity card.
. Pull my wife hid my meds card.
. Pull I was on drugs/alcohol/card.
. Pull the religious faith card.
. Pull the "they beat me and tortured me" card.
. Pull the I was from a broken home card.
. Pull the "My Uncle diddled me" card.
. Pull the "I ate too many Twinkies" card...or use all of them at the same time. I am an insane, Native Alaskan, transexual. My life partner hid my Paxil when she thought it was my methadone. She did this when I was at the Mosque praying for the salvation of the soul of my cruel parents, my absentee father and my uncle who molested me when he caught me stealing, then gorging on his case of Twinkies.
Procrastination.
I wrote this some time ago, but it's most relevant today, since another of my colleagues has proved to be a procrastinator...a champion of procrastination...a veritable czar of procrastination. He should have a tattoo that reads "Manana" on his head.
I am a single man. I care for two pets, my house, my yard, repairs, maintenance, my shopping, cooking, sewing and laundry. I do my own auto maintenance, house painting, cleaning and renovation. I have no outside or inside help.
People wonder how I can get so many things done, including taking four college-level classes during the last couple of months. How? I don't procrastinate, I don't sit and stare out the window or at my belly-button, I don't spend hours picking lint off my dick, and I don't waste my time by being hypnotized by the boob tube. I get up early and work, undisturbed, for several hours every day. Rain, shine or snow--during weekends and holidays. No day is different than the rest. I love what I do, and I do what I love.
[Background: Article on Structured Procrastination. What is procrastination and WHY do people procrastinate - from Univ. of Cambridge: http://www.counselling.cam.ac.uk/procras.html See, also: http://www.powerhomebiz.com/vol72/procrastinate.htm One of the reasons people procrastinate is fear of success. Why do people fear success? See: http://choosetoprosper.com/bcole-fear-success.html ]
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